I queue my posts so that you always have something new to see and I haven’t spammed the fuck out of your dashboard. :D Enjoy something new every three hours!!!

fabtab:

palahniukandchocolate:

pretentiousnonsense:

adgpage:

malfoyy:

This was left in my Formspring.

It’s a guy doing a wonderfully amusing summary of the second chapter of Twilight.

I laughed to the point of tears.

I am now laughing out loud and I haven’t even gotten past 1:08. I don’t want to continue because then it will be over sooner. Everyone please watch this.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is Alex Day and he’s hilarious. Watch him demean Twilight.

 I went to read wuthering heights again. Bella isn’t a real teenager if she was she would be reading twillight! Amazing! “It’s snowing!”

danhacker:

Possible stocking stuffers for someone. I think so.

 Someone like me

Sorry I’ll add an awesome personal message for you later. Right now I’m checking my tumblr on my DSi which doesn’t have the ram to visit your tumblr. :(

Personal Message: Live in the Moment - “Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed.” Coria Kent

njkrut:

lastpolarbear:

(via loveyourchaos)

 Oh My Golly Gee, that’s adorable!

anthonymichaelrojas:

Oh god, I love that Hoarders show. I hope I don’t become a compulsive pack rat like those people when I’m older because I never throw anything away due to the fact that everything has sentimental value. It probably won’t because of my perfectionist ways; they balance out. Pheww I’ll be fine.

 I’m a rat pack to, but I organize everything because I like walking around my apartment.

skinaybetty:

(via tic-tac-toe)

 I swear it looks like she just said “I’m pregnant”

Chelsea Handler (via darrenharper)

A tip of the keigal to you, sir!

“WHERE IS MA FOTO!?!” and “Bonjour, My Noodle.” = Awesome

To you I say “Mon Petit Fromage” (i messed up the male/female tense….)

Thanks for the follow scarlipop. I also love germlins and three-D glasses. :D